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  • July 16, 2026 at 2:20 am #476
    tiberius
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    Write out something you wish for, nd the commenter below will grant it in a way that corrupts it!

    Each response will feature a corruption of the above wish, plus a new wish.

    So say a wish is “I wish for unlimited money”, the potential following response would be “I grant you an infinite amount of money in coins, which will fill your room until it crushes you. Anyways, I wish I could fly.”

    To start: I wish my city had a tramway.

    July 16, 2026 at 7:04 am #483
    lightningflyer
    Participant

    I grant you city a tramway, but it only is 5 stops in the suburbs, and is a translohr. Anyway, I wish to drive trains

    July 16, 2026 at 12:42 pm #484
    tiberius
    Participant

    Granted. You get to drive a train – FOR METRA! Oh and also someone pooed in the driver’s seat.

    I wish I had a hoagie right now

    July 16, 2026 at 4:08 pm #491
    lightningflyer
    Participant

    You get a hoagie, but it was created during by talgo.

    Anyway, I wish for better seats on the ice l.

    July 16, 2026 at 10:38 pm #492
    tiberius
    Participant

    Congratulations, the seats are better! The train, however, has been withdrawn from service.

    I wish sleep was restful again.

    July 17, 2026 at 12:41 pm #499
    actual_g00se
    Participant

    Granted, but you have to hang upside down like a bat :p

    I wish for pink hair

    July 17, 2026 at 6:44 pm #500
    lightningflyer
    Participant

    You get pink hair, but Friedrich merz is your hairdresser.

    I’d like some Japanese curry

    July 18, 2026 at 9:56 pm #507
    tiberius
    Participant

    granted, along with diahrrea

    i wish i had a butler

    July 19, 2026 at 1:13 pm #512
    lightningflyer
    Participant

    Sure, but he is Jens spahn (I hear he is looking for a job).

    Anyway, I’d like to enter the multiverse

    July 19, 2026 at 3:41 pm #516
    Mrs. S-Bahn
    Keymaster

    Granted. You get a multiverse travel device with no frills attached. However, you must travel with Jens Spahn as he goes on a journey of self-discovery.

    I wish I had movie tickets to see The Odyssey

    July 19, 2026 at 10:16 pm #520
    lightningflyer
    Participant

    You get to see the odyssey, but as experienced by Homer (not the Simpson man)

    I wish to have the body of a girl

    July 20, 2026 at 12:42 am #525
    tiberius
    Participant

    granted! but nithing seems to have changed? maybe less a corruption but a realisation that gender is truly just a social construct.

    i wish to not feel so philosophical at 2am

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